Honeymoon in Hawaii Online Journal
9/8/2002 - 9/21/2002
Jason Victor
Things I have learned in Hawaii:
- If you feel an earthquake or hear a Tsunami warning siren, head for higher ground immediately!
- "Mahalo" means "Thank you" in Hawaiian.
- "Taro" is a type of plant that tastes like a potato and is used to make "poi."
- When Mike Meyers said, "Pass the poi, mahalo," in Wayne's World, he was actually saying something!
- Volcanoes can ooze lava without an explosion from the top
- Mai Tai's are good! (But only if you don't order them at Duke's.
- "Puna" means "hole"
- Hilary learned to fear lava
- If you're going to build a paradise resort, make sure you're not building it on an ancient Chinese burial ground first.
- If you say, "it's our honeymoon" you get free stuff!
- You can only see lava flows at night, unless you order one at a bar
- You cannot win back the cost of your trip in Vegas.
- If you only lose $7.75 in Vegas, you're really a winner
- 1000 feet really isn't that high.
- Never go to an all-you-can eat sushi buffet when you're not hungry.
- Our plane is here. (Bye! :) )
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- Planes take a long time to get ready before take-off!
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